So it turns out that you are dishonest
Yeah, you’re just like all the rest
Don’t you know it’s the evil
Who will always lose
And it’s the good who turn out best
Because

He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
And that’s the truth

So you can take all my money
And you take all my clothes
But what good would it do you
Well who the fuck knows
Because

He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
And that’s the truth

You won’t get no angels wings
You won’t go to heaven or anything
I bet you rot in the pits of hell
I don’t know though, man you never can tell

He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
He who laughs last laughs longest
And that’s the truth